Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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