idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it's great music for shaving your balls
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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