i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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