i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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