Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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