mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Life is so much better after having sex.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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