Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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