sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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