I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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