I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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