you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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