alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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