i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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