Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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