i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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