why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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