went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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