Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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