what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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