whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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