physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize
