I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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