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In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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