I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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