that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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