dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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