So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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