Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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