my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
