well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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