So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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