we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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