im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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