was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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