"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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