mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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