so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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