Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
kristin has been a bad kristin
My cat gives me a boner
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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