absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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