I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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