The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Help. Why am I so naked?
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