help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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