You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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