return my video game
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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