no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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