Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
one might say we're banned from that church
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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