arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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