ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
