she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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