You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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