Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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