Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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